I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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