Slut skills are useful in every country.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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