You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize