Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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