A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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