he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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