I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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