Sponge bath it is.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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