big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
