I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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