Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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