I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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