i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
So vagazzling was a success
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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