there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
sex in a hospital.. check
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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