Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
do nipples grow back?
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