I want to have your abortion
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
