They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
