Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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