STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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