I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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