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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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