Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Oh god it's open bar.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
