I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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