Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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