I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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