no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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