We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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