Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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