Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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