So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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