Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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