"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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