how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize