I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
i drank out of a bidet.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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