I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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