My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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