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say what?
wanna hang out?
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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