I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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