okay pat passed out under dana's car
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
i out mim tonsoeep
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