She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The ass gains better be worth it
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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