I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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