we have officially lost it.
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You ruined the universe
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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