she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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