Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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