trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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