its not stalking. its research.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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