went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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