I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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