If i come over, it means nothing
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
try to milk me bitch
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