did you get engaged???
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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