no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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