are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
dude. I can hear the air.
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