just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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