Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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