No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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