We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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