walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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