he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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